INCIDENTAL FAILURE.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Chasers is Scolari's is Dead.

So, I was neck deep in a fucking eulogy for Scolari's Office when I read the following bulletin from T-Bone and the entire (ex) Scolari's staff. I had a feeling...
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[The Bad News:
On Tuesday January 22nd the owners of Scolaris Office decided to pull the plug on all entertainment until after the bar officially changed hands, leaving over eighty bands without a place to play This after promising we could book shows through April. The employees at Scolari's are outraged by this affront to not only the bands but all our patrons as well.

The Good News(We hope):
Donny has worked out a deal with the owner of Chasers to become the new bar manager. We are moving the entire staff over to Chasers including doormen, bartenders and Karaoke hosts(and hopefully trivia night hosts,c'mon Kipper!) piece by piece. We know Chasers has a bad rep right now but with the right people running the show and the right clientele(that means you) we can make it awesome

In Conclusion:
All shows are still a go (with a few exceptions due to shows already scheduled at Chasers,please see below) If you have a problem with moving the show please let me know so we can discuss it . Karaoke is happening every Wednesday and Sunday including tonight!! Daryl is the host and Donny will be the bartender.

Scolari's was an amazing place that I will miss dearly, it had it's downsides and drawbacks but it touched a lot of lives. Please leave your condolences and memories as comments and please help us make Chasers even better than Scolari's.

Thanks
T-Bone and the entire staff

These are the only dates that are already booked at Chasers:
Sat.Jan 25th
Fri.Feb 1st

Sat.Feb 2nd
Sat.Mar 1st
Sat.Mar 8th

I am very sorry to the bands whose shows fall on these nights. Let's reschedule them if possible]

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Here is the post I was about to publish:
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R.I.P.

Change, Growth, or Decay?


I was going to reply to a post on SdDialedIn concerning Scolari's having been sold (I know it's already like 2 weeks old, but I've been unavailable since then). However, I decided to give my full response as a new post. In particular, I wanted to respond to this quote from Rosey, who said "Anyway, lots of changes a' comin' in the San Diego bar scene, it appears. For now, I'm ok with that."

I don't think I'm ok with it, and I wanted to rant about the current state of North Park music venues.

Scolari's Office.

Yeah, the day crowd is full of uber-creepy drug-addled inebriates that often intermingle with the night crowd, there's an ever present aroma of old beer, vomit, and urine, and some nights the live band is unbearably loud and/or unbelievably awful. Sounds terrible enough. Well, the bar that my friends and I have affectionately referred to as "Scolala's" over the years, has been sold and will soon undergo 'remodeling'. I'm really not sure exactly what that entails, but I'm doubtful that we can just consider what's happening to Scolari's "growth." I'm very weary of what's to happen. I was in the bar the day that Chandra was told who would get to keep their jobs. Both T-Bone and Chandra, bartenders there, seemed pretty distraught over the whole thing. After starting at Scolari's that night (a couple of Friday's ago), Bryan and I decided to give the newer bars a spin. We had a drink at the Pink Elephant, and then walked to U-31. At both bars, we ended up trying to finish our drinks as quickly as we could so that we could get the hell out of there and go back to Scolari's. On our way back, we ran into Chandra and T-Bone, who had both decided the take a look into the Pink Elephant. We met right at the corner of 30th and University, and with unanimous disappointment, walked back to Scolari's after Chandra turned to us and said "Let's go home." I think we spent the last hour before last call in a very nearly empty Scolari's dancing to Marky Mark and the Funky bunch (I stood on the pool table and dropped my pants saying "Yeah, come on, feel it! Yeah, come on, Dance!") and Madonna. I fear that Scolari's just won't be home anymore. I've lived in San Diego for 10 years, and lived within 2 miles of Scolari's for the last 6 years at 5 different addresses (including a the apartment complex next to Claire De Lune across the alley from Scolari's that I got booted from after they were approved for condo conversion). That is/was the appeal of Scolari's to me, that regardless of what was going on around town, no matter where I had been before, Scolari's was always there. I don't know how many times I've been to shows at the Casbah, the Che, The Tower, The Ken, The Zombie, Pink Elephant, or the Brass Rail.... and ended my night at Scolari's office afterwards. It's almost as many times as I've been to Scolari's without any idea who was going to play, only to be totally blown away by a band. Before I ever met Cullen or the Jasons, I saw The North Atlantic at Scolari's. I had no idea who was playing, and had never heard of the North Atlantic. I ended becoming good friends with them after instantly becoming a fan at Scolari's. I even took pictures. Scolari's is an institution. Playing Scolari's is a rite of passage. I have a lot of doubts about it being the same after 'remodeling.' Worries about the Bro-deo clowns infiltrating North Park aside, consider the potential consequences from the performers point of view. The canceling of their entire entertainment calendar doesn't show much consideration by the management for what the institution means for bands. This does not bode well for touring bands in particular. Different management is no doubt going to mean a different live music model. There is NO other venue in San Diego that has a more effective model for live music. There is no cover ever. I've never booked or played a show where the bar didn't have at least something to give bands as the end of the night, and always free drinks for performers.

Now, let's consider the alternatives comparatively.

U-31
I had just played U-31 with Batwings the Wednesday before our little walk. I really felt like they have a huge opportunity to take a commanding role as the premiere live music venue in North Park, but I don't think they are going to take it. I was impressed by the new layout, they have a nice PA, and they are building a stage (eh). It's really nice and cozy there. The room's a bit echo-ey but not to bad. After having played, we were informed that the owner/manager was weary about having us on the bill at all. Maybe it was because we are considerably more "aggressive" or "noisy" than the other bands on the bill. I understand that, we're not for everyone, but I still get the feeling that this doesn't indicate that they are going to make a dent with the multitude of bands that would otherwise book Scolari's... Then I was there on a Friday. No bands, just a DJ. It was not necessarily my vibe, but it seemed wildly successful. There were tons of people there. Bryan and I sat down, and in the ten minutes we were there witnessed several cases of attempted dance-rape (like most Man Diego dance venues, women were waaay outnumbered). It was kind of surreal, actually. The point is, if they could pack the place without live music, why would they go out of their way to book smaller touring independent bands? Simple answer is, they aren't going to. A lot of the staff are Beauty Bar transplants, and a lot of the security was recruited from the mixed martial arts (like UFC) gym down the block. It's AC Lounge all over again. They might have shows at first, but that'll fade just like the live music at Club Blue Foot did. Residual Buster Daly's clientele should be pleased with the change, as well as the transplanted Beauty Bar crowd.

Bar Pink Elephant
They seemed to have quickly carved a niche that seems to work just fine. There's a happy balance of new patrons, residual Dino's hip-hoppers, Fancy haircut hipsters, Punks bored with or sick of the mildew smell at Scolari's, and everything in between. Live music is a part of the equation, but a comfortably small one.

Zombie Lounge
Even when there are only five fucking people at the Zombie Lounge they charge a cover to pay for the fucking DJs who get paid on a guarantee. I like the Zombie (when there's no cover, but they have their rockabilly/greaser niche carved pretty deep. They've got their thing going.

The Ken
They might have a better PA, but hires out for a sound guy, which could mean less money for bands. Most bands we've played with are dissatisfied with the sound afterward anyway. More often than not, the Ken charges a cover. They also allow complete separation between patrons and performers. The captive audience, or the unsuspecting audience is huge for bands who tour or play out as a means of promotion. The bookers don't go to the shows that they book. They have their heads up their asses most of the time. Booking there is an absolute headache without an 'in.'

Chaser's
This place is even scummier, with even more shady regulars than Scolari's, but still my best guess for a "replacement." They've got a great layout so that the strictly sit down and drink contingent can still see what's going on on stage without necessarily having to be as bothered by it if they don't want to be. Also, I now live like 2 blocks from there (though I've only been there once).

Shooterz
I can't think of a single good thing coming from the sale of Shooterz to the owners of PB Bar and Grill. I doubt they have any interest in hosting live music anyway.

Club Bluefoot
They had a very short-lived opportunity to be a significant live music venue, but fucked that up. They seemingly instantaneously established a clientele that didn't seem to have more than a casual interest in live music.
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2 comments:

L O R I said...

i propose all us good scolari-folk put our hands in our pockets or bank accounts however big or small they may be and get our small slice of home back.

Janelle said...

change is good and you can tell your kids "i remember when the office was on 30th and university and you could start drinking at 6a.m."